The blog of my enemy has been TOSed
All his twenty-thousand LOLs are lost,
Gone are his comments and his fawning praise,
It only took five seconds for him to erase.
His URL is now an empty void,
Not known on this server, no longer to be enjoyed,
His tweets float emptily in cyber space,
Orphans, unloved by the human race.
As do his reviews of Twilight and Harry Potter,
Plus his Google rating is not getting any hotter.
All his links are dead,
His homepage, only in his head.
All gone, like a ten-second porn loop,
Like cold pot noodle or cuppa soup,
All gone when I clicked the Report link,
And now he is no more. Extinct.
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