Pillow Talk

A funny wedding poem which intermingles sex and sport would be one thing, but throwing in a post-op transsexual bride and it really spices up the affair.

Category

Funny Poems about Love and Hate

Sub-category

Funny Poems about Weddings

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Funny Best Man's Speech

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Confessions Of A Hooker

Lying in bed on their wedding night
The newly wed wife said, eyes full of tears
“Before we were married
I was a hooker for eight years”
The husband said to her calmly
That he had no concern about it
And that it might even
Spice up their nuptials a bit
Then she got flustered
And said “no, no you don’t understand
My name was Jeremy
And I played Rugby for England”

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