Stopping Distance

A scatalogical poem about the inadequate stopping distance of the mystery tenth reindeer.

Category

Christmas Poetry

Sub-category

Christmas Dirty Poems

Author

Who’s The New Guy?

A tenth reindeer flew in Santa’s team
One unknown pulling Santa’s sleigh
We know the names of nine of them
Including Rudolf leading the way
So who was the mystery number ten?
Twas Rudolf the brown nosed reindeer
Flew behind his red nosed brother
But he couldn’t stop as quick, I fear

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