Low Frequency

A poem about Father Christmas which is dirty in an overtly sexual way. After such an act of iconoclasm, there's no going back…


Christmas Poetry


Christmas Dirty Poems


Chimney Nook

The next time you complain
At the lack of Christmas nookey
Spare a thought for old St Nick
And have a little sympathy
For he only comes but once a year
And then he’s up a chimney

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