Low Frequency

A poem about Father Christmas which is dirty in an overtly sexual way. After such an act of iconoclasm, there's no going back…

Category

Christmas Poetry

Sub-category

Christmas Dirty Poems

Author

Chimney Nook

The next time you complain
At the lack of Christmas nookey
Spare a thought for old St Nick
And have a little sympathy
For he only comes but once a year
And then he’s up a chimney

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