Not just a junkie, we discover that Rudolph is also a randy old reindeer. Randy and not very discriminating.


Christmas Poetry


Christmas Dirty Poems


Rudolph the Rampant

Rudolph has been grounded
And severely reprimanded
The cause is his nocturnal activity
During the season of the nativity
Donner has been knocked up
And Vixen is a favourite tup
There are many more names
Who’ve played his reindeer games
He is insatiable, even the boys
Have fallen victim of his joys
Now Santa has had enough
Since he mounted Billy Goat Gruff

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