So Sexy

A funny Christmas poem which features a sexy festive outfit with a very useful feature.


Christmas Poetry


Christmas Dirty Poems


Santa’s Little Helper

I’ve bought a special gift
For my Christmas honey
It’s a “Santa’s little helper” outfit
And it’s bloody horny
Its red velour with white fur trim
And matching lingerie
It’s figure hugging short and tight
And shows all you’d want to see
I’ve always liked sexy outfits
And this is the best I’ve seen
I’m sure that she will like it
Especially as it wipes clean

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