Pull the Other One

Crackers aren't the only things that get pulled at Christmas, as was we discover in Paul's funny poem about the camp campanologist and the vigilant vicar.


Christmas Poetry


Christmas Dirty Poems


For Whom The Bell Tolls

Amidst the preparations
For the up coming festivities
There has been a lot of demand
On the Church amenities

For those of us involved
In pulling the Christmas peel
Found the time to practise
Was far less than ideal

I found it difficult to fit it in
Around work and family needs
And often practised alone
At a very late hour indeed

One night it all got too much
The final straw I can’t remember
But as a result I decided to tie
The bell rope around my member

I don’t know why it was
That I succumbed to the pressure
But I was discovered
And I was tolled off by the vicar

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