I’ve been to places far and wide
And had to put my prejudice aside
I’ve done many things to survive
To keep my body and soul alive
I once played a game of snooker
In a place called Banyaluca
I fought a Sumo wrestler and won
In the land of the rising sun
I dated a girl who was very loud
In the land of the long white cloud
I played table tennis or ping-pong
In the territories of Hong Kong
Suffered the Welsh and there grumbles
While holidaying in the Mumbles
And got a case of Delhi belly
While on a short visit to Tripoli
But no matter where I have gone
I've always been rained upon
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