Plastic Fantastic

A poem about the transformative power of plastic surgery. It just seems that some plastic surgery addicts don't know when or where to stop.


Rude and dirty poems


Rude poems


More plastic surgery poems

Nip and Tuck
It's The Wrong Way Round
Nip It In The Bud

The Whole New Me

I've had rhinoplasty, liposuction
Breast augmentation, hip reduction
I look five years younger
And two stone lighter
My breasts appear perter
My tummy's tighter

The finishing touches
To 'The Whole New Me'
A brand new husband and

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