Gift Horse

Amusing as Paul's poem is, it's going to perplex all those husbands who dutifully shop for cheap perfume and risque underwear for their wives in September.


Christmas Poetry


Christmas Funny Poems


My Wife Has Made It Clear To Me

I mustn’t leave my shopping,
My wife has made it clear to me,
Until late on Christmas Eve
For my Christmas won’t be merry
If all she gets is cheap perfume
And more slutty lingerie

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