Without a Leg to Stand On

A poem about giving a prosthetic limb to an aunt as a Christmas present. Paul's Christmas poems are not always politically correct or in the best of taste, but they are funny.


Christmas Poetry


Christmas Funny Poems


Happy Christmas Auntie Peggy

For Christmas I bought my Auntie
A brand new wooden leg
I didn’t have it specially made
No I just got it off the peg
You may say it’s not a nice gift
Or even that it’s a killer
It wasn’t her main present though
It was just a stocking filler

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