What can I say?

Is it a poem about incompetent DIY or proctology? It's one for the reader to decide.

Category

Christmas Poetry

Sub-category

Christmas Funny Poems

Author

A Man Bought A Christmas Tree

A man bought a Christmas tree
He got it off the shelf
But he was rushed to A & E
After putting it up himself

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