Repent at Leisure

If being born on Christmas Day isn't bad enough, being given a festive name really is the icing on the turd..


Christmas Poetry


Christmas Funny Poems


Christmas Arrival

So what should we name you?
On such an auspicious day
It must be a fitting name
And chosen in a respectful way

We couldn't name you Jesus
That just wouldn't fit
You couldn't go thru life
Named Jesus Schmitt
And anyway you're a girl
So we named you Kit

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