An Emotional Crutch

A poem about dependency and relationships which has the potential to undermine male self-confidence.

Category

Funny Poems about Love and Hate

Sub-category

Funny Love Poems

Author

My Man Is My Best Friend

My man is my best friend
He listens to me,
Enables me,
Reassures me,
Inspires me,
He makes me feel special
He makes me feel sexy
He understands me
He is in touch with my feelings
My man is my best friend?
Is he bollocks
Gordon's is my best friend
Give me another gin and tonic

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