No Elephant

A vituperative poem aimed at the antics of thin, vapid women.

Category

Funny Poems about Love and Hate

Sub-category

Pet Hate Poems

Author

I Forget To Eat

There was a rather vacuous
Skinny girl who irritated me
“Sometimes I forget to eat”
The silly girl said to me
Now I’ve forgotten things
Where I parked the car
My mother's maiden name
Keys for the house and the car
And once even where I lived
But I’ve never forgotten to eat
I’ve been too busy or too tired
But not so stupid I forgot to eat

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