Lechery and Treachery

Christmas provides lecherous bosses with additional opportunities to harass their staff, which is why many offices have banned mistletoe.

Category

Christmas Poetry

Sub-category

Christmas Funny Poems

Author

Watch Out

Watch out, watch out
There’s a lech about
He’s stalked you all year long
Amidst the office throng
Watch out for Mr. Ross
Your lecherous boss
Who’s been waiting all year long
With a desire so strong
Watch out, watch out
There’s a lech about
Who wants to hold you in embrace
And kiss your pretty face
Watch out for Mr. Ross
Your lecherous boss
As he looks at you all agog
Intent upon a snog
So when old Mr. Ross
Your lecherous boss
Grabs you under the mistletoe
Just tell him where to go

Copyright © Paul Curtis. All Rights Reserved

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