Ooops

A minor linguistic lapse leaves the protagonist in hot water on a visit to the hairdressers.

Category

Rude and dirty poetry

Sub-category

Dirty poems

Author

Senior Moment At The Salon

I walked into a hair salon
With my mother in law one day
With a shop full of customers
I proceeded to loudly say
"How much do you charge
For a shampoo and a blow job?"
I turned around and walked out
Leaving behind a laughing mob

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