…and a Pub Philosopher

A second poem on the subject of dogs and their fascination with licking their own genitals. It's a clever trick if you can do it.

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Rude and dirty poetry

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Dirty poems

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A man and his dog walk into the pub
Each night to drink with the locals
As the man has a drink, the mans dog
Lies down and then licks his genitals
An offended customer, disgusted asks
“Why does your dog do that man?”
Then owner answers without hesitation
“That’s easy, he does it because he can”

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