Canine Contortions…

A dirty joke about dogs' dangly bits which Paul has seamlessly converted into a dirty poem. It's a clever trick if you can do it.


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It’s The Dogs… Again

It’s The Dogs…

A man and his dog walk into the pub
Each night to drink with the locals
As the man has a drink, the man’s dog
Lies down and exposes his genitals
And oblivious to his audience the dog
Then lies on his back and licks them
Another man looks on in admiration
Saying “Is no one as impressed as I am?”
He then turns to the owner saying
“Now that’s a thing I wish I could do”
The dog’s owner looks at him smiling
“Well give him a crisp and he’ll let you”

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