Bloody Marvellous

Paul's interspecies blood transfusion themed poem plays fast and loose with the science, but that's the whole point of poetic licence.

Category

Rude and dirty poetry

Sub-category

Dirty poems

Author

Transfusion Confusion

Scientists have completed a study
And transfusions of Chicken blood
Are more beneficial medically

The positive side effects are that
It tends to make the men cocky
And women lay more regularly

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