Thrashing Around

A Night With A Fit Bird could have slotted into the funny medical or funny love poem categories, but its warped subject matter and convoluted narrative made it a natural for the twisted funny poems.

Category

Witty and Wry Poems

Sub-category

Twisted Funny Poems

Author

A Night With A Fit Bird

I pulled a girl on Saturday night
And when we were getting at it
She rasped, moaned and thrashed about
And I don’t mean just a bit
Well I thought I was a great lover
That I have to admit
But alas she was an asthmatic
Having an epileptic fit

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