Bi-Curious

A poem about a lonely eagle in search of a shag. If that sounds a tad simplistic, Where Eagles Dare is neither a deep nor a profound poem, but it is very funny.

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Witty and Wry Poems

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Twisted Funny Poems

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Where Eagles Dare

Over mountains up on high
A lonely Eagle had to fly
For years he had been alone 
In the mountains on his own
Mostly he was a happy lad
But sometimes he got sad
So decided to fly down below
For some “company” you know

It wasn’t a very long journey
Before he reached a leafy tree
Where he met a Tit called Tina
And there the Eagle had her
Then after he had had his way 
He bad farewell and flew away 
So after the deed was done
And the Eagle had had his fun  
Tina said, “I am a little Tit
And I’ve had a little bit
And I liked it”

Over mountains up on high
A lonely Eagle had to fly
For years he had been alone 
In the mountains on his own
Mostly he was a happy lad
But sometimes he got sad
So decided to fly down below
For some “company” you know

It wasn’t a very long journey
Before he reached a leafy tree
And he met a Dove called Daisy
Where the Eagle had her easily
Then after he had had his way 
He bad farewell and flew away 
So after the deed was done
And the Eagle had had his fun 
Daisy Said, “I am a little dove
And I’ve had a little love
And I liked it”

Over mountains up on high
A lonely Eagle had to fly
For years he had been alone 
In the mountains on his own
Mostly he was a happy lad
But sometimes he got sad
So decided to fly down below
For some “company” you know

It’s journey wasn’t very harsh
And soon he reached a marsh
Where the met a Duck called Jo
And the Eagle had her just so
Then after he had had his way 
He bad farewell and flew away 
So after the deed was done
And the eagle had had his fun 
Jo said, “I am a little Drake
And he made a big mistake
But I liked it”

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