The Magic Mirror

“Lets furnish our new home” said
A couple who were newly wed
Whilst they were bargain hunting
When they were out shopping
They found a mirror quite unusual
Which the owner said was "magical"
After some considerable deliberation
The mirror became an acquisition
Once home they decided to secure
The mirror on their bedroom door
One-day the young wife decided
To test the mirror out and said
"Mirror, mirror on the door
Make my breasts size forty four”
Nothing happened initially
Then a puff of smoke suddenly
And lo and behold it came true
Her breasts had indeed grew
She ran to show her husband
Who groped them with each hand
He was amazed to see they’d grown
And decided on a wish of his own
So the husband then decided
And looking in the mirror he said
"Mirror, mirror on the door
Make my manhood touch the floor."
Nothing happened initially
Then a puff of smoke suddenly
And with a sound like a cough
Both of the husband’s legs fell off

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