School Daze

A blonde poem, which is a rare species that originated in America, but now as a result of rampant inbreeding has spread across the globe. Mummy’s Little Angel is also a school poem, but sadly not suitable for children.

Category

Witty and Wry Poems

Sub-category

Twisted Funny Poems

Author

Mummy’s Little Angel

A little blonde girl comes home from school
Very exited with news for her mum to submit
"Mummy, mummy today we learnt how to count
The others got to five but I got to ten good init
"Yes darling, very good, what a clever girl
You’ve done ever so well I have to admit”
 "Is it because I’m blonde mummy?" "Yes darling,
Its because your blonde", ”yes it is mummy isn’t it”

Next day the girl comes home from school
Very exited with news for her mum to submit
"Mummy, mummy today we learnt the alphabet
The others got to k but I got up to z good init
"Yes darling, very good, what a clever girl
You’ve done ever so well I have to admit”
 "Is it because I’m blonde mummy?" "Yes darling,
Its because your blonde", ”yes it is mummy isn’t it”

Next day the girl comes home from school
Very exited with something for her mum to see
"Mummy, today we went swimming, and well,
All the other girls are flat chested but look at me!"
She proceeds to show her breasts to her mum
"Yes darling, you are a very big girl I can see"
 "Is it because I’m blonde mummy?" "No darling,
"You have big breasts because you're twenty three"

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