Death of a Salesman

A funny poem about the death of an ice cream salesman. Americans will be relieved to know that Mr Whippy is the trademark of a soft piped ice cream brand and that hundreds and thousands are the English equivalent of sprinkles.

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Witty and Wry Poems

Sub-category

Twisted Funny Poems

Author

Mr Whippy RIP

An ice cream man has been found dead
Lying on the floor beneath a shelf
Covered with hundreds and thousands
Police say he may have topped himself

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