Fast and Loose

A poem with an historical setting, but a contemporary message about women of easy virtue.


Rude and Dirty Poems


Funny Poems about Sex


Knight’s Favour

I would have climbed the highest mountain
I would have sailed the widest sea
I would have fought the fiercest dragon
No task would have defeated me
All this I would have done for the chance
Of getting down with you all sleazy
But I didn’t even have to break a sweat
Because it turned out that you were easy

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