Rosé Tinted Spectacles

A poem which echoes the sentiment of the famous exchange between Nancy Astor and Winston Churchill, although with roles reversed.


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In The Cold Light Of Day

If you are the sort of woman who believes
Life is too short to dance with ugly men
Then you almost certainly believe
It’s too short to have sex with them
Just remember that when you get drunk
There are no ugly men to offend you
And I bet you’ve never bedded an ugly man
But I’m sure you’ve woken up with a few

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