Early Risers

As one gets older, the expression 'feeling stiff in the morning' takes on a whole new meaning.


Rude and Dirty Poems


Funny Poems about Sex


Glory Of The Dawn

Oh to awake at dawn
Awaking with the horn
To sport a morning glory
Was highly satisfactory
A magnificent early riser
With which to surprise her
But alas that was in my youth
And to tell the honest truth
Now my poor dormant muscle
Can barely raise a chuckle

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