Disfigurement

A poem which is extremely disparaging about Welsh women, perhaps even the Welsh nation.

Category

Witty and Wry Poems

Sub-category

Twisted Funny Poems

Author

Face Off

I went out with a Welsh girl once
And she had a very bad complexion
With cuts and sores and abrasions
And maybe even a skin infection
I asked her what the problem was
But she was not the type to talk
It was one day at dinner I learned
It was eating with a knife and fork

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