Altered Behaviour

Another rather cynical poem about the behaviour of married men. Considering the bad press marriage gets, it's amazing anyone bothers.

Category

Funny Poems about Love and Hate

Sub-category

Funny Poems about Marriage

Suitable for a

Best Man's Speech at a Second or Subsequent Wedding Breakfast

Author

Marriage Observation

When a man opens the car door
For his wife,
You can be sure of one thing
In this life
Either it’s a new car
Or a new wife

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