Shotgun Wedding

A New Broom is unabashedly corny and cheesy, yet in it's way it's quite cute. The poem tells of a shotgun wedding between two brooms, which dissolves into a sordid tale of extra- pre-marital sex and betrayal.


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A New Broom

Two brooms where wed
And when “I do’s” were said
The lady broom disclosed
The reason for her clothes
Of generous flatter
And the fact of the matter.
A little broom was on its way
Oh what a happy day
But he was not so happy
With expecting a little chappie
This just wasn’t fair
As he hadn’t swept with her

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