Plumbing Perhaps

I included radiator guy with the clean funny poems as on first reading it appears a straight humorous poem about plumbing. On rereading the poem, I'm not so sure.


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Radiator Guy

Radiator guy won’t you come out tonight,
My heart is cold, my head is light,
Come let the water through my system,
Heat my pipes, catalogue them, list them,
Stoke my boiler, clank my chain,
Make my heating work again.

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