Nursery Rhyme Parodies
A selection of Max Scratchmann's parodies of traditional nursery rhymes, which are funny, frivolous and occasionally filthy.
Old King Cole
Despite their origins, nursery rhyme parodies aren't always clean or child-friendly. Max's parody of Old King Cole is perfectly clean, but more likely to appeal to motivational speakers and middle management than children.
Doctor Foster
A nonsense nursery rhyme parody of Doctor Foster went to Gloucester. What more could you ask for? Well, perhaps if it was in latin!
Humpty Dumpty
A distinctly showbiz version of the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme.
The Queen of Hearts
A rather tarty number in all senses of the words. If you think Queen's baking is unlikely, the alternative is only slightly less improbable.
Jack and Jill
A dirty reworking of the nursery rhyme Jack and Jill went up the hill.
