Never A Lender Or A Borrower Be

A nonsense poem on the theme of credit which makes sense on an entirely superficial level.


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His name was in the credits,
“You were a credit to the film” they said,
“Why not have it on credit?” the salesman said,
“Do you need some more credit?” the bank manager said,
“You’re all out of credit” the repo-man said,
“Well, would you credit it?” his neighbours said,
But he, to his credit, said nothing.

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