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A funny narrative poem about the Christmas presents received by a teenager, which has the memorable line My dad got me a Philishave to shave between my spots.


Christmas Poetry


Christmas Dirty Poems


Oh What A Lovely Gift

My mum got me a jumper
That fits what it touched
My sister got me novelty socks
That didn’t cost very much
My dad got me a Philishave
To shave between my spots
My Nan got me a scarf
And a box of jelly tots
But it’s the identity
That I would like to know
Of who got me the condoms
Tied up with a bow

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