Slap and Tickle

A funny and only slighty disturbing poem about a bit of slap and tickle at the office Christmas party.

Category

Christmas Poetry

Sub-category

Christmas Dirty Poems

Author

The Office Christmas Party

All year long I fancied Lucy
But she turned out to be fickle
So I thought I’d drown my sorrows
And have a few festive tipples
But I ended up in a cupboard
With a girl with hairy nipples

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