Santa's Sacked

A domestic drama involving Santa and his elfish paramour. It's got as many twists and turns as an episode of East Enders and is almost equally incomprehensible.

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Christmas Dirty Poems

Author

Paul Curtis

Santa And Elfie

Santa and Elfie
Were caught in the buff
At it in the grotto,
Santa and his bit of stuff
The store manager
Decided to get tough
And sacked them
Saying enough was enough
Now Santa’s not jolly
In fact he’s quite gruff
As Santa’s little helper
Is now up the duff

Santa's Sacked

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Santa And Elfie