A poem about credit-fuelled Christmas shopping. What other sort of Christmas shopping is there?

Category

Christmas Poetry

Sub-category

Christmas Funny Poems

Author

Plastic Christmas

Now Dasher, Now, Dancer
Now Prancer and Vixen
On Comet, On Cupid
On Donner, On Blitzen
So the plastic Santa’s say
Down at the mall
But shoppers have a verse
That serves one and all
Now charge it, now defer it
No cash and No cheques
On store card, on visa
On MasterCard and Amex

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