I'm not sure whether the poem is generally jolly and jovial, or whether it's taking a slight swipe at those suffering from speech impediments. Enjoy it whichever way you prefer.

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Christmas Funny Poems

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Paul Curtis

Mithras

Mithras was a pagan faith
Older than we can remember
And the festival was held
Towards the end of December

Thank God it’s been replaced
By the festival of Christmas
Otherwise we’d have to wish
Everyone a merry Mithras

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Mithras