If you don't try the same tick every year, it may be better not to send a card and maintain it got lost in the post, rather than risk the wrath of a relative with a late, underpaid card.

Category

Christmas Poetry

Sub-category

Christmas Funny Poems

Author

Christmas Tip

If you want next Christmas
To be happy and merry
Then ensure the Christmas card
You send to your sister Kerry
Has sufficient postage
And arrives before January

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