A poem which aims to deflate the ego of your typical 'rugger bugger' type. Not that ice skating is exactly macho.
Funny poems of life and death
Funny poems about family life
Gliding, sliding, slipping, tripping
If ice skating's too exhilarating
Try cake icing, it's quite exciting
Slapping, slopping, frosted topping
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