Pure Nonsense

A very strange poem indeed. It's a sort of anti-onomatopoeia, anti-school poetry poem which has proved surprisingly popular with teachers.


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Hear Here

I've heard a mouse squeak
and I've heard a lion roar.

I've heard a door creak
and I've heard my Granny snore.

But I've never heard a tree bark,
nor heard a willow weep.

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