Sexual Shenanigans

Santa's sexual shenanigans with his impish, elfish, pixie helper is the worst kept secret in the grotto.

Category

Christmas Poetry

Sub-category

Christmas Dirty Poems

Author

Everyone in the Grotto Knows

Everyone in the grotto knows
The reason for Santa’s ho ho ho’s
And why Santa’s little helper is all aglow
Because she is the latest of Santa’s ho’s
In her green woolly panty hoes
Pixie shoes with turned up toes
Her outfit held together with velcro
Everyone in the grotto knows
Santa gets inside her pixie clothes
And fills her stocking, ho ho ho

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