Pussy Whipped

There's a certain irony that the defendant's notorious tight fistedness is his salvation.


Christmas Poetry


Christmas Dirty Poems


Ebenezer Scrooge Went To Court

Ebenezer Scrooge went to court,
Accused of shagging a cat
The judge dismissed the case in a jiffy
And said in all his years as a judge,
That he'd never known Scrooge
To put anything into a kitty

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