A little light relief with a poem which is straigth naughty narrative in rhyme. No clever word play, no poetic devices and no puns!


Christmas Poetry


Christmas Dirty Poems


Ruby The Red Nosed Bimbo

Ruby the red nosed bimbo
Had a very strawberry nose
And if you ever saw her
You would even say it glows

All of the other bimbos
Used to laugh and call her names.
They never let poor Ruby
Join in any bimbo games.

Then one lonely Christmas Eve
Someone came to play:
Ruby with your nose so bright
Let me grab your tits tonight

Then all the fellas loved her
As they shouted out with glee,
Ruby the red-nosed bimbo
You can now go down on me!

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