Legs Akimbo

Am I allowed to express admiration at the restrain Paul showed by rhyming pits with bits, rather than anything more obvious.

Category

Christmas Poetry

Sub-category

Christmas Dirty Poems

Author

Celebrating Crimbo

Some drunken bimbo
With legs akimbo
Showing off her bits
From ankle to pits
Lay in the gutter
And was heard to utter
To a fellow bimbo
Hacky crambo

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