The exuberance of outdoor Christmas decorations is inverse proportionate to the disposable income of the household so adorned. Discuss, or alternatively read the poem for a most perceptive analysis.


Christmas Poetry


Christmas Funny Poems


Christmas Scene

Snow blankets the ground
Lights twinkle and flash and chase
Reds, blues, white
From Chimney pot
To garden gate
Lights of every hue
And a five foot plastic Winnie the Pooh
Santa’s, elves and reindeer
Stand guard on front lawns
Neon signs point the way for Santa
A typical scene now you might think
Could be anywhere in the world
The only thing to give away the location
Is the fact it’s still November
So welcome to
Christmas in Chav land

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