A Fate Worse Than Death

A poem about a 'resting actor' who, it seems, has suffered a fate worse than death.


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Oh No He Isn’t

My great uncle John was an actor on the stage
Who was best known as a pantomime dame
Famous for his ugly sister and widow twanky
But not anymore which is a great shame

He has gone to that great pantomime in the sky
No longer will he don grease paint and his regalia
I will still see him though from time to time
Because he’s not dead he’s just working for Ryan Air

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