Two Lovely Black Eyes

When George arrived at work on Monday morning
Both of his eyes are blacked to his friend’s surprise
His friend looked at him in disbelief and then asked
"George how the hell did you get two black eyes?"
"It was as I was walking up some steps yesterday
And in front of me was a pretty girl, if a little stout
And I noticed her dress was tucked in her knickers”
“Well” He said “I just reached up and pulled it out."
"Well that explains one black eye, but how on earth
Did you get the other one?" He asked with a grin
George said, "Well I assumed she wanted it that way
So I reached up with my finger and poked it back in."

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