Rub Away The Tears

A poem poking fun at the England football team's poor performance in international competitions. It's funny even, or perhaps particularly, if you don't like football.


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Aladdin’s Wish

Aladdin rubbed his lamp
And a Genie did appear
You can have one wish
But only one he made clear

"I want to live forever"
Aladdin told the genie.
"I’m sorry" Came the reply
"You can’t wish for immortality”

“Living forever
Is against the regulations
You must think again
And revise your expectation”

“Do you have your wish?”
Aladdin answered “Yup”
"I want to live to see
England win the world cup"

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